Thursday, October 8, 2009

Happy Hour Friday

This is gonna be short and sweet. Not at all like me. Hey, 5' 4.5" is NOT short.





I find it amazing that I seem to be the ONLY person in this house that is able to purchase toilet paper.
This is what I woke up to. 
This makes me happy.
Ummm, maybe not so much happy as fairly annoyed.
Ok. Honestly it made me laugh. I peed while I was in the shower, then I went to work.
I felt sorry for laughed at those who did not get to shower this morning.
It's not like they are little kids. All but one has a driver's license.
I'm covering an emergency leave for my friend because her father died, then I have had meetings every single night this week and haven't been home until 9pm every night.
How about helping out a little?

But it's Happy Hour Friday, so go see what Otin and Eileen are up to.
Hope you got a good chuckle.
I did.


Otin said...

Happy??? LOL!!!

Happy like a squirrel is to see a redneck with a beer and a 12 gauge!


Mango Girl said...


And hey, 5'4" is certainly not would be a giant amongst the women in my family (except me).

Thanks Bambi!

xo, Mango

Mango Girl said...

P.S. Sorry about your friends dad.

My prayers.

MW said...

Hahaha...if I could post my bathroom TP roll, you would see the exact same thing as above.

Happy Friday!

JW.BW said...

Did you ever consider that there may be a toilet paper shortage in your county?? Maybe they went to all of the stores and there was NO toilet paper to be found???

Its really not to much to ask... My Mom use to leave sticky notes on my steering wheel... I kinda miss that now that I think about it.

Barb said...

I'll bring you some TP tonight!

K13 said...

Hilarious. I am glad I am not alone in my ability to not only BUY the toilet paper but ALSO replace the roll.

5'4" is definitely NOT short!!!

Esmerelda said...

Too funny - we have 1 roll left in our house...and I hid it. It's my personal roll. I'm seeing how long my husband goes.

I share the roll with my 3 year old, I'm not that mean.

Goose said...

Bambi don't buy any TP!! Steal a roll from Barb and then do what Esmareldas doing. It will be a fun experiment. Just how long will your daughters go without TP??

Little Ms Blogger said...

Thank god, you didn't have to go #2

Medora said...

I am the only one who can buy it, tear the packaging off it, and keep a supply on the holder and a few rolls on the counter. It's just that hard, and my years of academic work have paid off in that it rarely runs out. And only when I'm the one with my butt on the toilet.

McGillicutty said...

What the heck, you peed in the shower!!!!!! Use the kitchen roll that's what I do... I love that it's giant and fits my giant ass.
I hate it when I hear hollering from the little room "Mom Or Hun..I need paper" i often just ignore it...don't they check before they sit the hell down??????

Optimistic Pessimist said...

totally loved your honesty! i would have probably done the same thing, only lied about it!

Anonymous said...

Or to put in on the roller?

Same in my house.

Secretia (Secret Story Time)

Brian Miller said...

ok, i have probably been guilty...i admit it. sorry about your friend. hope you have a wonderful weekend.

CatLadyLarew said...

Serves them right for leaving you in the lurch like that! (You should have removed all the towels from the shower area before you left.) I certainly hope there's a new roll on the holder by the time you get back!
Have a Happy Weekend!

Hit 40 said...

I buy the TP and my hubby remembers to replace the rolls for me. He is also good for a few loads of laundry.

Stacy (the Random Cool Chick) said...

I'm the only one who buys TP and replaces the empty rolls.

Maybe I need to do an experiment.

Thanks for the laugh! :)

Stacy (the Random Cool Chick) said...

OH! Forgot to add - sorry about your friend...

And 5'4.5? Crap...I'm only 5'3.75. So you're 3/4 of an inch taller than me. :)

Alicia @ boylerpf said...

Found your great blog over at Otin's who highly recommends you...not a wonder why!!

I have been thinking that most people other than moms in a house can't figure out how the spring mechanism works. At least I have been telling myself that for years...yep..I'll stand by that one!

Bee said...

I think that all mothers have been at that empty toilet-roll place. Sigh.