AGING
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Look at you standing
so proud, so strong and true.
One bastard gray hair.
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You used to be there
for eyes, lips, and decolletage.
Collagen, come back!
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What once was perky
now has fallen. Hoist 'em up.
Gravity, you suck.
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He does not see you
but I come armed with tweezers.
Ear hair, I'll get you.
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I wave but one time,
you continue the gesture.
The Bat Wing jiggle.
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Don't try to steal them, they're mine. Got it?
Do you Haiku? About what?
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What once was perky
now has fallen. Hoist 'em up.
Gravity, you suck.
*****************************************
He does not see you
but I come armed with tweezers.
Ear hair, I'll get you.
*****************************************
I wave but one time,
you continue the gesture.
The Bat Wing jiggle.
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Don't try to steal them, they're mine. Got it?
Do you Haiku? About what?
16 comments:
wow, you are really in deep thought in the shower... my mind is much more like this... soap, soap, soap, lather, lather, lather, bubbles, bubbles, bubbles, thats pretty much all I can manage, and even then, I still normally forget to shave one of my legs...
You paint such a lovely picture! LMAO!!!
I know. Weird sense of humor this morning :)
Hilarious! But all age related! Is someone have a crisis today?
These work for me! Well done!
Wonderful post! I love your take on aging!
Hugs!!
very cool, and i hate gravity too :((
You have some Haiku talent! I've never tried before but I'm sure it would be about carbs.
here goes....
I love fall flavors
apple crisp, cider doughnuts
gone straight to my butt
yeah I suck!
chuckles...usually what i think in front of the mirror is not nearly as poetic...lol.
what in the world is this???? and what's wrong with you??? if you stand upside down in the shower it all goes back to where it was, crisis over.
Ahhh....a poet too! My love just deepened, Pharmacy Girl.....
:))
haha - i wish i had such moments of clarity in the shower. It's much more a case of getting everything donw before the hot water runs out!!
I love that you have 'bat wings' as a label.. haha.
You've shown great talent! How is it that you saw my picture in the mirror to know what to write? Still laughing at the first one!
Ear hair...oh that's just bad and NOTHING to Haiku about! lol :-x
A one day a week blogger are we now????? Get on the stick! Hmmm, interesting choice of words!!! LOL!!
These are GREAT.
I'm sure that many of your readers can identify; not me, of course. ;)
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