Tuesday, May 11, 2010

a little randomness never hurt anyone...

and it's a good thing too because I'm at work so I'm sure the post will be a little disjointed anyway.

speaking of disjointed, have you read Barb's post yet about poor little Chili? Go read... I'll wait...

oh, speaking of waiting, I guess I should tell you that today's post is due in part to the awesome Keeley. Go see her and link up dammit. 
and don't forget to read her too, she's funny as hell.

when you eat a banana in public do you feel a little bit dirty? a little risque? do you bat your eyes at the man walking by and take a big bite and go 'ummmm.... so so good...'?

how come when I go on a diet I end up gaining weight? does that happen to you?

do you play Words with Friends? I know you can play  on the iphone and itouch, not sure where else. you should play with me. just search rxbams. they also have Chess with Friends, but I'm not very good at it so if you want an easy opponent then search for me there too.

do you remember a while back we talked about thoughts that we couldn't get out of our heads? I'd look for the post, but I don't know where it is and honestly, well, I'm just too damn lazy to go hunting for it. the point is tho, that I still have these 2 thoughts that are plaguing me and I can't freaking stand it. one of the thoughts is a mean and nasty one that I don't want to waste any energy on. the other is just annoying because it's 20 years old and won't go away. I was thinking what I'd like to do is be Fat Bastard and tell those thoughts to get outta my head and into my belly then I'd eat them and they won't bother me anymore. what do you think? anyone know how to do that?

okay well I suppose I should go and do some real work while I'm here. hope your tuesday has been full of fun random facts that you want to share.

go see Keeley!

10 comments:

Barb said...

Poor Chili. I've got 20 year old thoughts going around in my head too. At least I do now that I read your post! Thanks!

tulpen said...

The games sound like fun, but I don't have a gadget fancy enough on which to play them.

I have repeating bad thoughts all the time... and I say them.

Brian Miller said...

so what are these thoughts....

Coffeypot said...

I did comment on Chili. Hate to see little best frines suffer like that.

The good thing about eating the bad thoughts, you can then blow them out your ass and walk away leaving them steaming on the ground.

What? Okay, okay! You can flush them down the ole shitter. Happy?

Ed said...

Um....what?

The Blue Zoo said...

What? You have time for games?? =)

Amanda said...

I play words with friends - I'll search for you. I forget my name. It's something to do with freckles.

Maybe you need to speak the thoughts out loud to someone?

McGillicutty said...

I never do games.... that's why I'm an old grouch... I should play more and think less.

Stop the thoughts...write them down and put them in a sealed envelope and never think of them again.

luv ya!!!!

Daffy said...

This is exactly what I needed to read today! LOVED it....and totally identified with it.

XOXO

otin said...

I have actually been pretty successful at losing weight in my life. I have lost over 50 lbs on 3 separate occasions. Obviously that means that I am pretty good at gaining it too! LOL!