Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Random Tuesday Thoughts

Have you been to Un-Mom's yet? She is totally random. Really, really random. I think that may be why I like her.

How come I always remember errands I need to run after I get home from running errands? I find that quite annoying.

How do I get an obsessive thought out of my head? Seriously. I mean, I'm not OCD (spins 3 times before sitting down). But sometimes I get these thoughts in my head and they won't go away (locks and unlocks doors 32 times not 31 or 33). And they are usually not nice. Well, sometimes they aren't nice. Sometimes they are just daydreamish. Like I have nothing better to do:
  • I still need about 15 hours of CE. Sure I have 6 weeks to do it still, but 2 of those weeks I'll be cruising the high seas and trying not to barf. 
  • Mount Washmore - do I really need to add anything to this?
  • I cleaned the house last week cuz I had Habitat people over... why should I have to clean it again this week? That's annoying. 
  • I need to upload to the bc 365 in 2010
  • I need to edge around the ceiling in my fabulous new crafty room (that's not done yet so I don't have a picture for you)
  • I need to mail Ali her birthday card (working on a week late here) plus write and enclose a check for her daughter for Relay for Life. Have you donated yet? It's a real cause. Do it. Here
  • I need to shower
  • I need to figure out what I'm going to say for my Habitat presentation. Well I know what I need to say, I just need to say it without being too goofy.
But anyway, back to these thoughts. There are actually two that I can't get rid of. One is evil things about that one guy that we don't talk about. Every time I have start to have not-so-gracious thoughts I immediately try to think of something else. Seriously, I don't want to waste my energy thinking about it, and the whole hexing thing didn't work out.  But sometimes it's hard because I have to drive by his house like 80 times a day (there's no other way out of the neighborhood). But whatever. Good thoughts Good thought Good thoughts....

The other thing that I'm constantly thinking about is something I can't tell you. Nope, not even you. It's secret. And it wont go away. Whenever this thought enters my little pea brain I immediately try to think of Bob and how much my life rocks right now. And it does. I have a great marriage, great kids (most days), great dogs when they don't poop in the house, and I want for nothing. So why won't this thought go away? It makes me nuts. Maybe I am nuts. Maybe instead of working at the mental health hospital I should be a patient there. Hmmmm. There's a thought. Not very comforting, but a thought nonetheless.

How come whenever I finish running and put my feet up my shoelaces feel too tight? They don't feel tight when I'm working out.

How come I've been working out religiously for a couple years now, 2.5 actually, and I'm still not a hard-body? I have muscles, they are just hidden under fluffy layers. How come wine doesn't build muscle. Damn it.

We leave in 16 days. That's 2 pounds a day I need to lose. I'm not sure I see it happening. What do you think?

Okay well I guess I'll go be productive, although I'd really rather just sit here. What are you thinking about today?

18 comments:

Carbunkle Trumpet said...

First!

Brian Miller said...

second? lol. secrets are insidious arent they...smiles.

tori said...

I have those same issues with thoughts going round and round in my head. I also have a secret thought I can't tell anyone about...maybe it's the same thing you're thinking....
hmmmm

Little Ms Blogger said...

Wine does tone the body, maybe you're drinking the wrong kind. Don't ask me which is the right one because it differs for everyone. You just have to keep trying.

McGillicutty said...

dammit all... i can't stand secrets... are you really a man? are you a secret hoarder and you have a house full of wine corks somewhere... or is it that you're really attracted to asshole we don't talk about and that's why you drive by his house 80 times a day trying to get a glimpse of him in his tighty whities????
Thanks for reminding peeps to donate $'s for Syd.. the American Cancer Society needs it.. we all need it!!!!!!!
ps. you know you can always share secrets with me... seriosly I won't blog about them or nuffin'.

Matty said...

Welcome to the ranks of the aged. I can't tell you how many times I came home from grocery shopping and realized I forgot something, or from running errands and realized I forgot one stop.

And as for aged, I work out just as religiously with no 6-pack abs to show for it either. Too much chocolate.

I get the same thing when running. The feet take a pounding, and fluids build up and run into your feet. My shoes get tight too.

Enjoy that trip.

AmyLK said...

I love random tuesday! I can get the fragments out and move on.

Doc said...

I am really wondering what the thought you wont tell us is...

Anything Fits a Naked Man said...

I love random tuesday, too! Amazingly, we have a LOT of similar thoughts, my dear (especially that WINE thing!)

Two pounds a day? Hmmm. Is there a chance you have any extra limbs you can saw off? Just a random thought...

Great post as always!

Smart Mouth Broad said...

My daughter says, "Secrets don't make friends." Spill.

Jay said...

2lbs a day for 16 days? I'm sure even the Meth Diet works that well. LOL ;-)

I have all kinds of thoughts that rattle around my head that I can't share. Mostly because I don't want to creep everyone out too much.

gretchen said...

See, now I'm going to obsess over YOUR secret thoughts until I know them. Because that's the way MY crazy brain works.

Coffeypot said...

I was updating my email contact list for jokes and stuff that I can't post due to size and stuff. Your profile email came back. If you would like to be on my list email me at johnjudyc@att.net.

Coffeypot said...

Okay! Got that email thing straighten out. Now for the secret you can't tell anyone. I appreciate you trying to spare my feelings, but it’s okay. I know you are secretly craving my 65 year old body. You are kinky that way. You’re a Senior Chaser. I can’t blame you, though. What’s not to crave. 6’4”, 225 lbs of hicky bate. Poor baby! There are many more like you out there…HUH? That’s not it? Damn! I was so sure!!!

Michel said...

Don't you have something on the shelf you can give yourself to make those "thoughts" go away...and those pounds too??

If so, please send me some too.

PS that last comment freaked me out. Pls add xanax to my share...

tattytiara said...

Hexing can be so infuriatingly hit or miss, can't it?

♥ Braja said...

I can teach you a hex or two my lovely :)

Tracie said...

I fixate on certain thoughts sometimes, too. Like today I keep thinking that I need an hour by myself or I'm going to go insane.

(2nd snow day of the week. Hubs working 15 hours a day. Not good.)