Friday, July 10, 2009

Secret 3 - I Am Good In Bed

And on the couch, in the car, on the floor, and at work. Pretty much I can sleep anywhere you decide to put me. It really drives my husband nuts because whenever we get in the car to go somewhere I promptly fall asleep. And in airplanes, forget it. I'm asleep right after take-off...well let me amend that and say I fall asleep after we get to cruising altitude, because then an accident is less likely to happen (or so I like to believe so don't try to change my mind).

Also, as I've mentioned before, one of my favorite things to to do is nap during thunderstorms. We have woods in the back of our house (something that you'll hear me bitch talk about more in the fall when all the leaves are cluttering up the pool) and I love the way the wind whooshes through the trees. In the mid-west we can get some really wicked thunderstorms, and I love being all snug and cozy while the storm is raging outside. I might change my mind if one falls on the house during one of those storms.


At night it really drives my husband crazy because, even with an Ambien, he tosses and turns for a couple hours before drifitng off to sleep. I can usually be asleep in a half hour or less. Occassionally I might have a somewhat difficult time sleeping, but that usually only happens on vacation (or if I've hit one too many Starbucks during the day). And if I take an Ambien I'm ususally out in about 10 minutes, sleep-talking not-with-standing.

One of the hardest places to sleep is at work. I've found that if I try to rest my weary head on the counter someone always comes along and tries to make me be productive. I hate that. 
 



 

14 comments:

iasa said...

i'm not usually an envious person, but that is a skill i am jealous of. have a few naps for those of us who aren't so blessed

otin said...

It would have been more interesting if it went like this:
And on the couch, in the car, on the floor, and at work. Pretty much I can (Have Sex) anywhere you decide to put (it). I really (Grab) my husband nuts whenever we get in the car to go somewhere. I promptly (orgasm). And in airplanes, forget it. I'm (all over him) right after take-off...well let me amend that and say I (get horny) after we get to cruising altitude, because then an accident is less likely to happen (or so I like to believe so don't try to change my mind).
LMFAO! I should edit you LOL!!!!!!!!!

otin said...

I am going to get shit for this one! hahahaha!

otin said...

Where is pharmacy friday?!

Optimistic Pessimist said...

oh I am so so jealous! I always have trouble falling asleep and lately I've been waking up at 4 a.m. and can't get back to sleep. Perhaps I will talk to the fragrant muse about this!

rxBambi said...

iasa: I have to admit I am thankful for it. And it's not like I'm always tired or anything, I just happen to be able to go to sleep when I want to do so. I will definitely take a nap for you!

Otin: LMFAO! You are hysterical! of course then I would have had to add the Adult Content thingie to my blog and would have missed out on so many bloggie friends. Did you see my labels? I knew you'd like my title :D
Pharmacy Friday will be along shortly...at some point...when I have some time...DONT HASSLE ME!!

OP: You could always try Ambien CR....but if you want to use TFM first I will wholly approve of this :)

Michel said...

I assume that is a jumbo bottle of Ambien beside you? I didn't realize that pharmacists are allowed to sample stuff. I'm sure it's for safety reasons though, right?

The Fragrant Muse said...

As a pharamicist you must appreciate what a gift this is. How many ambien's a week to do see fly out the door?

Cyndy said...

Your headlines are just too juicy and seductive! Who knew a scientist could have so many secrets? Thought you were just keeping ours! : )

I, too, can fall asleep anywhere, anytime, and with a 20 minute cat nap be refreshed enough to take one several hours of just about anything. I am just able to go deep fast. It is addicting, though, and I often treat myself to a good quick snooze in the afternoon (Mommy's siesta) before taking on the second part of the day...

julochka said...

i like how your secrets have naughty titles. :-)

B said...

Very naughty! But I'm not jealous, I'm good in bed too! ;)

rxBambi said...

Michel: It's actually a jumbo bottle of generic Darvocet :) and yes I do think it's important to sample my wares...

TFM: I don't see nearly as much Ambien as I see Vicodin and Xanax.

Cyndy: LOL thanks. I like my cat naps too but I haven't had much time lately

Julochka: thanks, it kinda makes me smile. Just for the record I'm not very naughty I just like to pretend.

B: Apparently it's a pretty good skill to have...

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rxBambi said...

imo: Thanks for stopping by! Actually that's just the pharmacy counter at work, I don't think my desk is quite that bad, but it's definitely close.
Please don't karate chop me cuz then I'll have to open a can of whoopass on ya, and I haven't done that in quite a while ;)
welcome!