Random Tuesday Thoughts

Thanks to Otin for reminding me about Random Tuesdays cuz it's kinda fun to see someone's stream of consciousness. Mine might be scary but here we go anyway. I love blueberries because they kinda pop in your mouth. Some are sweet and some are tart and you never know what you are going to taste. Did you know that if you put a paper clip in a cup of water it will turn so that it points due north. Try it, we just did and it worked. Crazy magnetic fields. I hate it when someone moves my cheese and crackers. Damn phones I wish I could unplug them. Except for my iPhone, I love that. Funniest pharmacy question so far today: What's a douche (pronounced doo-chee)? I say so far because it's only noon and I'm sure I'll get some other good ones. Is it time for another skinny caramel latte yet because my first one has been gone for about 3 hours and I would definitely like another. Why do grown men like to bother other grown men when they are pooping? Seriously. Well never mind, you've seen pictures of the grown men I work with and they are more like over sized boys. Well, very funny oversized boys. Even the man in the moon disappears in the stratosphere. Maximum loading dose for clindamycin is 150-450 mg/dose every 6-8 hours. Love it when doctors call me. Hope I don't screw it up. If I could read minds I'd know your insurance card information, but I'm still working on that little trick. Don't you hate it when people have their paper towels right over the potty so when you sit down you sit in leftover water droplets, then you have to hope its not pee. Yes I know I could wipe the seat but how come you can't grab the paper towels before you wash that way you're not spraying water all over the bathroom. Besides, it's not like it's a public restroom it's just our little pharmacy family. And it gets cleaned. It's just the dang water. Oh My God how freaking hard is it to get an oil change?? Just take your car there, park, get out and walk in, and tell the boy behind the counter you need an oil change! It's not rocket science! Mmmm I love Fuze. Not as good as Sbux but it'll do. It's pronounced ass-eye-ee by the way. Go ahead, give it a whirl, you only live once. Speaking of, my 20 year class reunion is this weekend. Yikes. I haven't lost that extra wine weight. Hate that. I'm ok, you're ok, we're all ok. Shit. Hopefully they'll remember all the smart, witty comments I've made and not all the goofy mistakes. Shit shit shit. It's all good. I would really love a glass of wine. Nope, still at work so not gonna happen for a while. Then piano lessons (did I mention my piano yet?) and then another Habitat meeting. Sheesh I am so meeting'd out. I wish my toes were prettier. Crap I'm not even going to have time to get my eyebrows waxed before the reunion. Shit again. I'm very lucky to have a job I love, I just wish I had time to get fixed up a little this week. Wine yet? No. Arrgghh. Well I guess thats about it. I'll go count some drugs now...