Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Random Tuesday Thoughts

Thanks to Otin for reminding me about Random Tuesdays cuz it's kinda fun to see someone's stream of consciousness. Mine might be scary but here we go anyway. I love blueberries because they kinda pop in your mouth. Some are sweet and some are tart and you never know what you are going to taste. Did you know that if you put a paper clip in a cup of water it will turn so that it points due north. Try it, we just did and it worked. Crazy magnetic fields. I hate it when someone moves my cheese and crackers. Damn phones I wish I could unplug them. Except for my iPhone, I love that. Funniest pharmacy question so far today: What's a douche (pronounced doo-chee)? I say so far because it's only noon and I'm sure I'll get some other good ones. Is it time for another skinny caramel latte yet because my first one has been gone for about 3 hours and I would definitely like another. Why do grown men like to bother other grown men when they are pooping? Seriously. Well never mind, you've seen pictures of the grown men I work with and they are more like over sized boys. Well, very funny oversized boys. Even the man in the moon disappears in the stratosphere. Maximum loading dose for clindamycin is 150-450 mg/dose every 6-8 hours. Love it when doctors call me. Hope I don't screw it up. If I could read minds I'd know your insurance card information, but I'm still working on that little trick. Don't you hate it when people have their paper towels right over the potty so when you sit down you sit in leftover water droplets, then you have to hope its not pee. Yes I know I could wipe the seat but how come you can't grab the paper towels before you wash that way you're not spraying water all over the bathroom. Besides, it's not like it's a public restroom it's just our little pharmacy family. And it gets cleaned. It's just the dang water. Oh My God how freaking hard is it to get an oil change?? Just take your car there, park, get out and walk in, and tell the boy behind the counter you need an oil change! It's not rocket science! Mmmm I love Fuze. Not as good as Sbux but it'll do. It's pronounced ass-eye-ee by the way. Go ahead, give it a whirl, you only live once. Speaking of, my 20 year class reunion is this weekend. Yikes. I haven't lost that extra wine weight. Hate that. I'm ok, you're ok, we're all ok. Shit. Hopefully they'll remember all the smart, witty comments I've made and not all the goofy mistakes. Shit shit shit. It's all good. I would really love a glass of wine. Nope, still at work so not gonna happen for a while. Then piano lessons (did I mention my piano yet?) and then another Habitat meeting. Sheesh I am so meeting'd out. I wish my toes were prettier. Crap I'm not even going to have time to get my eyebrows waxed before the reunion. Shit again. I'm very lucky to have a job I love, I just wish I had time to get fixed up a little this week. Wine yet? No. Arrgghh. Well I guess thats about it. I'll go count some drugs now...

12 comments:

O said...

SO what are doochees? haha - very random indeed. I hope the rest of your day was less random for your rant!

willow said...

Piano lessons? I have a piano, too. Seven years of lessons as a girl didn't "take". arg.

otin said...

Men love potty humor, but then you know that about me by now! LOL! My 25 year reunion is coming up but I am not going, those people were not that into me 25 years ago, why should I expect any different!!!

Medora said...

I remember a boy in my French class in ninth grade (Eileen was there, too, she may remember) asking the teacher why a douche was called a douche, since in French it means "shower." She gave him a detention. This was the same teacher who took points off my test for spelling "Jeanne d'Arc" as "Jeane d'Arc." It was traumatic, obviously.

Little Ms Blogger said...

Did you know that if you put a paper clip in a cup of water it will turn so that it points due north

This is such a cool fact. I want to try it, but being directionally challenged, I believe everywhere I face is North.

I'm still going to do this (yeah, I know, I'm a dork) but make hubby verify it.

McGillicutty said...

Wow that was a real biggy!!! go get some wine you'll feel much better... why worry about a reunion when you have blog camp coming up?????

Cyndy said...

Nice. It's just after 2 a.m., can't sleep and find myself following this stream of consciousness like it was on the front page of the New York Times! Was kept up late by two new books: The Prayer of Mary and the Clues for Real Life: The Classic Wit & Wisdom of Nancy Drew. How's THAT for a combination?!? Now I have you in the mix. I really do need a pedicure...

Optimistic Pessimist said...

Whew!! i think random thought should have spaces in between thoughts. My ADHD doesn't like not having little breaks here and there....same thing goes to you too Otin!

spudballoo said...

PHEW!!! Exhausted just reading it...fabulous. Now, have a little sit down and a cup of tea won't you? x

Ice Queen said...

I also love the surprise of blueberries bursting. Even the tart ones make my day a little brighter.

otin said...

OP, how big of a space do you need? I would only change my style for a few people, you would be one of them!

Jaime said...

what's a doo-che? how do you keep a straight face!?!?!