I have not fallen off the planet. I haven't been in a horrible accident and lost all my limbs. I haven't been abducted by aliens. I haven't been hacked to pieces by
Slasher Norm. I did, however, fall down the stairs taking out the recycling and twist my foot. Yes, that purple and yellow swollen thingie is my foot. Or what's left of it. And no, my toes aren't dirty, they are bruised. There is a difference.
However, that isn't why I haven't been blogging or tweeting or picture taking. The reason for that is much more believable. See, I've been on this undiscovered, uninhabited island. You have probably never heard of it. It's called Analog Isle. I went out on this 3 hour boat trip with an old professor of mine known as
Doc, a silly little country girl named
Ali, a glamorous star named
Gretchen, a goofy old couple named
Otie and
BlueViolet. My sea-worthy captain was none other than
CBT, and his helper was
Coffeypot. Well the captain and his mate must have been telling silly jokes or something because we got way off course. Next thing I knew we were being tossed all around in a hurricane. We finally came ashore on this island. It took us 26 days to get off the island. Really. That's why my last post was April 1st. I couldn't take any pictures of the beautiful sights because my camera battery died. And of course I couldn't tweet.
Now that I'm finally home I hope to get reacquainted with all of you. Thanks for sticking around. One of the best parts? I actually gained a follower! You all totally rock. I also got a couple more tweeps following me too, so I'll try to say something witty and intelligent.
Cheers!
24 comments:
ha. welcome home...
hope the ankle feels better....yikes!
While I was reading your post, I was wondering if itwould supply characters for a novel. Maybe the plot as well.
That will be the second hurricane I've been through on the high seas and I'm still flicking salt out of my hair.
Sorry about your foot though, although blue and green does look good on you.
You are still going on Friday to TAR aren't you?
I have missed you! I was just about to send out the rescue team! glad your (somewhat) okay. :)
aw, you poor thing. hope you get better soon.
What kind of crazy cruise were we taking where your foot ends up looking like that? omg! I hope that poor thing heals up quickly!
dang the first time I come by and you sprain your ankle and have dirty feet!!!!
;-)
I followed from Just Jules to see just who was the super duper smart chick who left the stellar comment over there!
welcome back,
best wishes!
you deserve the best1
sorry about your yellow & purple tootsie! heal quickly & welcome back!
I was just the other day wondering about you!
I'm glad you're back!
Welcome back... I sure have missed my Bams!!
Welcome back! stay off that foot until it heals properly.
Ouch, no fun! But welcome back!
P.S. Shutter Island didn't give me any bad dreams. Definitely not the same kind of suspense as Stephen King.
Freaky! I was driving home yesterday, cursing blogger reader for leaving out important bloggers (like you and Running Wild). Then I went on this morning and a post! Blogger reader wasn't ignoring you, I was. Accidentally.
I am glad you are okay. Just remember, pain pills + wine = funny blogs. Or death.
#1. The next time you fall down the stairs taking out the recycling, email me instantly. I have great oils for bruises and such.
#2. Curse you woman. Now I have the melody from Gilligan's Island stuck in my head and I'm doomed to be humming it for hours. Three hour tour...three hour tour...
awww, look at you and your MR DEEDS foot. poor thing!!! glad you made it back from the ISLE safely. I think I will take a mental VACA you have inspired me.
I hate when that happens! Uggh! Welcome back! And how's the foot healing?
My foot is in a black cast/boot up to my knee, so I can sysmpathize! Feel better soon!
Ow, dude. That ankle looks painful. Welcome back!
oh boy... you take care of that foot. hope it heals fast, and hope you enjoy a bit of rest in the process :)
Hope you are having a great time at TAR!!
Hope the ankle heals up quick. Have a Happy Mother's Day.
Ouch! That looks painful! I hope it is feeling better now...
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